Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2000 1:15:39 +000
From: XXXX
To: seniortutor@robinson.cam.ac.uk
Subject: ridiculous!


dear senior tutor,

it is ridiculous that the event finished at 1,00am

this may have been ok in victorian times, but not in the NOW, the 21st century,

events should go on till 6am, with 'chill out breakfasts' till 8.30

then everyone would be happy and also get firsts

regards,
XXXX

ps drinks should be cheaper, and there should be reduced-price cigars subsidised by the KFC
pps there should be podium dancers and stuff like that
ppps the event should be hosted by chris tarrant with a 'who wants to get a first' theme
pppps there shouldbe a swimming pool